Parents say the darndest things, both for their own amusement and their children's survival. Redditor Turnipsmuch asked users "What are some funny lies to tell small children?" Here are the funniest of the funny.

Remember to keep these lies to yourself, just in case you ever meet the children they were intended for. No reason to spoil the illusion. 


1. cptwacky

Sleeping with different blankets give you different dreams. Got nightmares? Change the blanket.

Sources: Reddit