Never trust a toddler. Those adorable little jerks get into everything, making messes and wreaking havoc everywhere they go. Case in point? This mother left her son, Bear, alone in the kitchen with a fridge full of eggs for two minutes while she cleaned her daughter's room. You can probably guess what happened next.
"Oh, I'm going to cry, and laugh, and scream and..." said the mother, having the most relatable reaction ever. "Somebody send help!"
Bear doesn't seem to mind that he made a slimy, raw omelet all over his mother's floor, and appears to be having the time of his life as he slips and slides all over the swamp of salmonella. All things considered, the kid got off pretty easy.