On August 16, Omaha police responded to a call about an accidental overdose, which ended up being a 53-year-old man who ate four pot brownies (thinking they were normal brownies) that his adult children had left in his car after borrowing it. Now dad was high as a kite and super pissed at the family cat.

Paramedics arrived to find the man medically fine (vital signs all normal and good), but a little off, behavior-wise: he was crawling on the ground, occasionally cursing, and calling the kitty a "bitch." Who knows, maybe it was a bitch. There's no denying some cats are.