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Seth Jay King, a dad with impeccable handwriting, has a message for people who call his one-on-one dad time with his kids "babysitting." Instead of that term, he used his remarkable penmanship to draw up a few pitches.

With Father's Day approaching... some advice from a flawther-flawed but fun father. #hugs #latenotes #fathersday

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That's right... PARENTING.

I'm NOT a fan of when people refer to my alone Dad time with my children as "basbysitting." I don't babysit my own children. Here are some terms I will accept:

  • "FATHERPALOOZA"
  • "WRESTLEMANIA"
  • "DADPOCALYPSE"
  • "WEAR-WHAT-YOU-WANT DAY"
  • "DON'T-TELL-MOM-WE-DID-THIS"
  • "MAKE SURE THE VIDEO IS RECORDING THIS TIME"
  • "WILL IT BURN???" (in game show voice)
  • "FORTS & FARTS"
  • "NERF N' TURF"
  • "HOW SHARP ARE THE KNIVES??"
  • "MODEL TRAINS & CARPET STAINS"
  • "PUT IT IN THE GARBAGE AND NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN"

OR, I don't know... maybe...

  • "PARENTING"