On May 13, husband, dad, and American hero Ben Patterson posted an image to Facebook of his young son Declan in his carseat, covered in puke. He also included a series of screenshots of a one-sided text conversation (more of a diatribe, really) he had with his wife Stephanie (who was either busy, ignoring him, or a combination of both) about aforementioned puke-covered son, and a puke nightmare of escalating proportions.

Posted by Ben Patterson on Friday, May 13, 2016

The text rant reads: