Over on Reddit today, dads have been answering a very sensitive question: "What's your best 'don't tell your mother about this' moment?" Obviously, this poses the risk of mom reading the thread and putting two and two together, but for the greater good of internet amusement, we're glad they're coming clean. Honesty is the best policy, don't you think?
Unless, of course, you did any of these things.
1. AmishElectricCompany is raising a future stunt-driver:
Dropped the wife off at work one snowy morning. Junior is in the back seat (about 3 yrs old). I said..."Hey, wanna go do some donuts in the parking lot?" I drove down the road a bit to an abandoned factory and we had a rip-roaring time for the next 15 minutes. He squealed and laughed the whole time, thought it was awesome.
Ever since, (he's 5 now), my wife can't figure out why he gets a hankering for Tim Horton's every time it snows.