Meet Drew Fairweather. He writes and illustrates the amazing webcomic Toothpaste for Dinner, and with his wife Natalie Dee produces another great comic called Married to the Sea. He also has a Twitter account that he uses to invite people to get their asses kicked at specific locations.
It's a consistently funny bit, but there's a slight problem now. You see, Drew has to take a selfie every time he wants to make this joke, and now his daughter is old enough to start in on her own running gag—at dad's expense.
RIP Drew. There's just no coming back from this, is there.
Congratulations, dad. You must be so proud today.