It's almost Father's Day, so you know what that means—time to buy your father a present. Or, if you want a different father, now you can just buy one. Funny person Jeff Wysaski took it upon himself to make up and distribute some hilarious flyers to his neighbors, advertising some pretty sweet deals on dads available for purchase at Frisco's Dad Source (just like everything else, the best place to buy a dad is online).
As well as the hard copies, Wysaski posted the circulars to his tumblr (Obvious Plant), as well as on the Facebook page by the same name and on Reddit, where the pictures made the front page within a few hours.
Look at all those dads! Wysaski even made a commercial showcasing some of the available dads. Do you want a Gary or a Bryce? Supportive dad Christopher, or trampoline-owner Manuel? The sky's the limit when it comes to your dad choices.
But it just goes to show what everyone has always suspected—Father's Day is only a fabricated holiday, made up by the media to sell more fathers.