A pair of cool parents crashed their daughter's ninth grade dance for her embarrassment and the Internet's entertainment. The dad, Judd Bagley, posted the video Saturday night, writing, "Beth had her 9th grade night dance and asked us not to chaperone. We respected her wishes but did decide to drop in and see what she was up to. Priceless reaction."
While they ended up not actually "respecting her wishes," they did generate a video on par with any of Lucille Bluth's reactions to Gene Parmesan. It is a combination of pure horror and shame.
This video shall be embedded as the Dictionary.com definition of "Literally can't even."