Advertising

Instead of a lame dollar or pathetic handful of change under the pillow, Kellie Dawson's daughter woke up to a sprawling letter from a spiteful tooth fairy, full of puns and imagination.

If Scarlett happens to love Twitter (kids these days...), she's about to find out three things. First, that her stepdad is the tooth fairy. Second, that her step dad is a Twitter hero. Third, that her step dad loves puns.

Read the whole letter, and get excited for your kid's next tooth to fall out.

Advertising