Every man eventually turns into his dad. It’s a little bit nature (because genetics), and it’s a little bit nurture (they raised us, for better or worse). Maybe it’s the receding hairline. Maybe it’s the grouchiness. No matter what, it will happen to you, the way it happened to these redditors.

Oh, it's always the parents' fault.
Oh, it's always the parents' fault.

1. If you told myusername17, “I’m hungry,” he’d probably say, “Hi, hungry, I’m myusername17!”

I started appreciating corny jokes more and more.

2. Red_Eye_Jedi keeps them in the garage, next to a box of random nails and screws.

When I realized I had an entire box full of obsolete wires and connectors that I would never get rid of...