Saying that kids are a lot of work is an understatement. It's probably fair to call them bottomless black holes of money, time, and sanity. They take your life, chew it up, and spit it up all over the floor for you to clean up. But, although they do take and take and take, kids also give back. And one thing children provide, other than unconditional love, is endless entertainment. When it comes to absurd, cutting edge, unpredictable, WTF-did-you-just-say humor, no professional comedian can compete with the minds of children.
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