33 of the funniest and realest tweets about parenting.

People often describe kids as 'miracles.' But, let's be real here, it's parents who are the real miracles. Managing to keep tiny humans alive, fed, clothed (sometimes), and bathed (even less frequently), while keeping yourself alive in the process, is some other-worldly, higher power sh*t. So if you're a parent, give yourself a well-deserved pat-on-the-back — JK, you definitely don't have any free hands!

So, instead, treat yourself to these 33 hilarious and too-real tweets about parenting that don't require any free hands to read. You've earned it!

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