Kids say the darndest things. And they often say them loudly. And in public. With utter disregard for the fact that literally everyone in the grocery store is listening and their mom is now red-in-the-face and considering joining the witness protection program. Kids can be brutally, savagely honest with their feelings and thoughts at the MOST inopportune moments. It's a good thing they're so damn cute!
1.) From EhlersDanlosSucks:
My child was 3 while we were waiting in a doctor's office. An exquisitely dressed elderly woman was sitting next to us and started talking to my son. Kid is fascinated by all the sparkly jewels and such, and says, "I love your shiny necklace, and your pretty earrings...and your yellow teeth."
2.) From Pentacostal-Haircut: