31 parents share the funniest names their kids have made up for things.

Language is weird and complicated and often makes no sense. Like why are grapefruits and grapes two completely different fruits?! So it makes sense why so many children make up completely new names for things. Sometimes these names are extremely literal. Other times they're completely and utterly random. Either way, the linguistic anarchy of children is never not hilarious, as any parent can attest to.

Here are 31 tweets from parents about the funny, creative, and straight-up genius names their kids have invented for things:

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