Kids are adorable little weirdos who play by no rules. This might make a parent's job difficult at times, but it can also make it very, very entertaining. Kids are capable of all kinds of strange, gross, socially unacceptable, and straight-up anarchic behavior, especially when they think no one's looking. But, eventually, parents always look. And what they see may surprise, disturb, and/or amuse them—although at a certain point in parenthood, nothing is surprising anymore.
1.) From chargedunicornpeach:
When my son was about 4 he was playing in his playroom. I was on the couch and heard some sounds behind me (it was just us). So I turn and see my son looking up at the light fixtures and whispering. I ask what hes doing. His response: I'm asking all the lightbulbs in the house to not fall and kill you.
Thanks son! He's truly got my back.