All that coffee might be why your breath smells like a fart, Mom.

Toddlers are magical creatures: inquisitive, thoughtful, and loving. They're also extremely rude. And the worst part is, they're usually just being brutally honest. Your tummy does "look like a bagel."

"Momhead" is a video from writer/comedian/mom Johanna Stein, and it chronicles the many insults she might hear from her 4-year-old daughter in a single morning. Comments like "You have a lot of hairs on your face" and "Can I have your iPad when you die?" are par for the course when you're taking care of a little terror. I mean angel. (I mean terror.)

Sources: HuffPo