There's no sugarcoating it: being a mom is not the easiest job in the world. In fact, it might be one of the hardest. The hours aren't great (24/7) and neither is the pay (zero dollars), and your bosses spill juice in your carpet and wake you up at 6 am. But what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and funnier. There's a reason so many moms have a great sense of humor and the strength of an army.