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Being with an older woman is a fantasy for many people, but if you try to act on your urges, don't be so sure that the woman you are trying to seduce won't post about it on the internet. The MILFs (Moms I'd Like to F*ck) of Reddit posted about their experiences dealing with the unwanted advances of younger man looking to fulfill their Mrs. Robinson fantasy. It turns out, some dudes can be really creepy in their pursuit of an older woman. MILFs, consider yourselves warned:

SuperHighSkiBunny's daughter needs new friends.

I have two teenage daughters and have had several of their guy friends hit on me. We moved to a new town a few years ago and both my girls are quite pretty so they had a lot of new guy friends that would come over and hang out. I would talk with them in the group and kinda hang around and listen to what was going on. Some of the ones who looked older would say things just to see if they could get away with it. I can't recall most of the things that were said but two stand out to me.

The first one happened when my daughter came in with a group of friends and asked me to give several a ride home. I told her I just needed to hurry and change out of my gym clothes and I'd be right down. Next thing I know there's a knock at my bedroom door and I ask who it is (my daughter wouldn't knock) From the other side of the door I hear a boy ask if I needed any help changing. I told him to get his ass out of my house.

The second one happened at a party we my other daughter threw at our house. One of the boys came up and put his arm around me and asked to see my tits. I was so shocked I couldn't think of anything to say other than fuck off. Then I told him to leave. The next day he called my daughter and asked her to ask me if he would ever have a chance. Seriously?!?! It finally got to the point that she asked me not to come around when her guy friends were over and not to talk to them when I see them at the school because she was sick of hearing things about me from the guys. I had to start just being a bitch after that because obviously me being nice was taken as something other than what I'd intended and I didn't want to embarrass my daughters any more.

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A hot one.
A hot one.
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rooneygirl420's mother experienced the perils of MILF-dom first hand.

When my brother graduated from high school, he had a big party at our house. My mom would walk around periodically to make sure things weren't getting too ridiculous. At one point, this kid very openly hit on my mom and told her she was hotter than any girl there. Obviously my mom noped out of that mess and was thoroughly creeped out.

Hard pass.
Hard pass.
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_Colombiana_ doesn't consider herself a MILF, but her son's friends sure do.

I don't consider myself to be a MILF, but I have had my sons' friends try and make moves on me before. I am younger (had my first kid in my early twenties) and am "exotic" (Colombian immigrant in a small southern town). I think those play more of a role than my actual looks. Just something different than what the teen boys here are used to.

The weirdest one was when my boys had a couple of friends over to watch a movie a couple of years ago. I believe they were 14 and 12 at the time. I was watching the movie with them and one of the boys (14 years old) put his arm around me. I didn't want to make a big deal about it and embarrass him or anything, so I tried to subtly get out of the situation. I yawned and I told the group that I was going up to bed and he stood up and started following me. I asked what he was doing and he said he thought I wanted him to come up to bed with me. I explained that I was sorry for the confusion, but that I absolutely did not want him to come up to bed with me. He apologized and returned back to the media room to watch the movie with the rest of the boys.

My oldest is a senior in high school now and has been asked by his friends if they can take me to prom if they can't find another date.

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Sounds pretty MILF-y to me.
Sounds pretty MILF-y to me.
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finigian is not only a MILF, but a GILF as well.

I'm a gilf, still get hit on by younger men.

But when I was a milf my daughters boy friends would boob watch all day.

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inconditenarrative's daughter's boyfriend tried to seduce her. It did not go well.

I wouldn't say I'm a MILF, but 2 of my daughter's friends have hit on me and her boyfriend of 3 years tried to kiss me.

The most desperate was the boyfriend. We had gone on vacation for my daughter's 21st birthday to a small town with hot springs. While my daughter, her boyfriend and her friends camped nearby, I chose to stay in a hotel to give the young people their privacy.

We all went together for a soak one evening but my daughter wasn't feeling well and stayed at the Campground. After the soak, the boyfriend was quite drunk so I gave him a ride back to the campsite. When we arrived, he started professing his undying love for me, said my name 3 times in his most serious attempt at a sexy voice and leaned in for a kiss. He never saw my fist, but felt it land squarely in his sternum. It made for an awkward morning. He confessed to my daughter the next day and she laughed hysterically at his ridiculousness. They broke up not long after.

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jentas2369 might be more of a "cougar" than a "MILF," but either way she is dealing with creepy dudes.

My husband is 26 and I am 49. My husband's friend is also 26 and he used to walk around in his underwear looking at me while he fluffed his package. (he lived with us) Then one night he licked the whole length of a chalupa while staring at me intently. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

She may never think of Taco Bell the same way again.
She may never think of Taco Bell the same way again.
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jenniferjdn was offered "7 minutes in heaven" from a man in his 20s. She declined.

I'm not sure that this qualifies, but... here goes.

When I was 45, I guess I hit my peak. We went to the pool in Vegas. Men kept hitting on me. One time I went to the bathroom, which was about 200 ft away from the pool, behind a row of trimmed hedges. 7 men in their 20's or so hit on me during the short trip to and from the bathroom.

One young man was pretty insistent. He said that his hotel room was right there on the property. We could be back in 7 minutes - before my husband even noticed that I was gone.

I started laughing so uproariously.

I wasn't going to go no matter the offer but come one, if you are going to try to seduce me, you could do better than that!

I said no thank you. If I was going to fool around, he would have to do better than that. It would take us 3 minutes to get up to his room. I would certainly hope for more than a minute of pleasure.

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F*ck boy move.
F*ck boy move.
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According to scoobyaj, being the daughter of a MILF ain't easy.

My mom is a milf.. Once my mom and I were walking and some guy says to me in front of my mom: Girl you are cute but your mom is smoking hot.

She is 20 years older then me and hotter... Great.

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Yoinkie2013's attempt of hitting on a MILF backfires spectacularly, but he pretty much deserved it.

I'm not a milf (or even a female) but I have a good story for this one. When I was in the 8th grade, I was hornier than Wilt Chamberlain. We had a family living in our basement at the time (in Vancouver Canada, it's common for every house to have a basement suite that they rent out), and the son was my age and we became friends. His mom was average- looking, but at that time, average-looking was beautiful in my horny little eyes.

The family had a weird dynamic; the husband spent more than half a year back home in Iran every year and left the mom and son here by themselves here. So one day, the convo comes up between the son and I about how lonely his mom is all the time and how bad he feels for her. This translated into my mind as him telling me that I should be with his mom. Most of you probably remember that time period in your life and how desperate you were for the Boobs, so please don't judge me too harshly.

Anyways, I was pretty shy so of course any direct conversation with the mom was out of the question. So I decided to write her a note. In the note, I basically said that I knew she was lonely, and that I was lonely, too. I told her that maybe her and I should be together, and that girls didn't like me at school. Then I said that it doesn't even need to go too far, maybe she could just teach my how to kiss and whatnot. I knew when her son wasn't going to be home and I slid that note under the connecting basement suite door, knocked once, ran and hid around a corner and waited. I honestly didn't know what I expected but dammit if I wasn't excited at the possibility of being with her. A minute or two later, I can still hear it as clearly as when it happened, I hear her scream, "OH MY GOD." I figured the plan had failed and I aborted and ran the fuck away. A couple of days later she saw me in the back yard and told me to come inside. Stupid fucking me thought that the plan had worked after all, and I walked into her basement suite, boner and all. She told me how inappropriate the letter was, and she wasn't sure if she should get my parents involved, if blah blah blah, you can probably guess the conversation.

She never told anyone about it which I thought was very nice of her. And her and I had no other bad run-ins, except this one other time. That was my first MILF experience.

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And probably his last.
And probably his last.
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