On Tuesday, Imgur user mommybrittaney posted pics of treating her son's forehead cut, proving that it's very easy to distract a kid when you use a little creativity patching them up. She didn't even need a wand or to use ancient protective magic that would've required her to throw herself in harm's way.
Here's the poor little guy after totally getting knocked in the noggin:
Mom then grabs a (hopefully washable) marker and goes to work:
Finally, the finishing touch:
What a great solution by a great mom. Hopefully it didn't work too well, or else she's going to start getting repeated requests for a pet owl.