New mom Lexi Sinclair from Kansas City took her four-month old son to the pool wearing the following bikini.
Then some "crazy, ballsy woman" came up to her to tell her that wearing a bikini so soon after childbirth was making the sensitive men at the community pool uncomfortable. Ew. If you can make a baby you can do anything, except take your baby to a pool without some "prissy twit" trying to tell you what bathing suit you should wear, apparently.
Instead of making a huge scene at the pool, Lexi waited until she could get on Facebook to write this perfectly pitched response that has since has been shared over 23,000 times by Monday morning. Test a mother leopard and you're gonna get clawed.
So today I took my 4 month old son to the pool. While putting Christians pool hat on, a woman (maybe mid 50s) comes up and makes conversation with me about Christian. Asking me his age, how much he weighs, how he sleeps, etc. She then proceeded to tell me that the men at the pool would feel more comfortable if I was in a one-piece swim suit because a bikini isn't appropriate for a mother, especially one who's "still recovering." Anyone who knows me knows I had a few words for this crazy, ballsy woman. But instead I just smiled, kissed my son and told her, "I'm proud of my body. In just one year I've gained 50 pounds, and lost 37. I've grown a human and given birth to a beautiful miracle. My body provided food for my child. So, no, my body might not be the best sight for other men to see. My stretch marks and tummy pudge might not be sexy. But they're proof that I've done something amazing, and I have a man that loves me and finds me even sexier and more beautiful now. To be honest, I don't give a tiny rats ass what other men, or a prissy twit like you think. Have a nice day though."
Good for her. You can't pretend to be interested in someone's baby just to slip in your judgment! Besides, there were probably dozens of men at that pool who wished they could use the act of childbirth to excuse their own "imperfect" bodies.