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<p>When a parent found a<a href="http://www.someecards.com/love/sex/3fap-brian-sloan/" target="_blank"> certain NSFW mystery object</a> in the downstairs bathroom, they made the tragic mistake of publicly <a href="http://imgur.com/HTnjLmD" target="_blank">asking the Internet</a> what it was, outing their son CJ&#39;s <a href="http://www.someecards.com/news/women/vaginal-beauty-pageant/" target="_blank">high-tech</a> masturbation habits. While they&#39;re not familiar with modern<a href="http://www.someecards.com/love/sex/3fap-brian-sloan/" target="_blank"> </a>masturbation, points to them for using <a href="http://www.someecards.com/parenting/parenting/heres-a-list-of-posts-from-the-most-obnoxious-moms-with-social-media-accounts/" target="_blank">social media</a>.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="" height="672" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2015-11-25-at-114019-am-Bz01dF.png" width="588" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Imgur</div></figure><p>The comments that followed were perfect. (Comments with the black bar above were written by the original poster.)</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="" height="308" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2015-11-25-at-114031-am-N8uJqm.png" width="589" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Imgur</div></figure><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="" height="290" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2015-11-25-at-114041-am-mKPHyi.png" width="622" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Imgur</div></figure><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="" height="279" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2015-11-25-at-114050-am-UVpha7.png" width="590" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Imgur</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="" height="267" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2015-11-25-at-114103-am-QktvmM.png" width="580" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Imgur</div></figure><p>The conversation went as follows:</p><blockquote> <p>Are you seriously asking?</p> </blockquote><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><div><div class="video-correcting-container" style="left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 0px;position: relative;padding-bottom: 56.2493%;"><iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/8bgaGxetgllNm" width="400" height="200" frameborder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowfullscreen style="top: 0px;left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 100%;position: absolute;"></iframe></div></div></div><blockquote> <p>yes</p> </blockquote><p> </p><blockquote> <p>It&#39;s called a Fleshlight, a sex toy for men. You masturbate with it. That one has a shower mount. They work great.</p> </blockquote><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><div><div class="video-correcting-container" style="left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 0px;position: relative;padding-bottom: 56.2493%;"><iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/3oEduIOpXCpGxagbQY" width="480" height="286" frameborder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowfullscreen style="top: 0px;left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 100%;position: absolute;"></iframe></div></div></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><blockquote> <p>no that can&#39;t be what this is my son would not have something like that in this bathroom</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Oh, it&#39;s your son? Well, don&#39;t be mad at him. Better for him to use that than catch a disease. They are very popular.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>holy crap I am crying laughing right now.</p> </blockquote><p> </p><blockquote> <p>what&#39;s funny this is dirty</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>The real question, does the &#39;head&#39; look like a mouth with a mustache?</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>see this guy gets it</p> </blockquote><p> </p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>it&#39;s also a dildo for men to shove up their anus</p> </blockquote><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><div><div class="video-correcting-container" style="left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 0px;position: relative;padding-bottom: 56.2493%;"><iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/3oEduIOpXCpGxagbQY" width="480" height="286" frameborder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowfullscreen style="top: 0px;left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 100%;position: absolute;"></iframe></div></div></div><p> </p><blockquote> <p>Not really. I mean, I think they sell dildos also, but the fleshlight is a hole for the cock.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>lol I mean I don&#39;t know anything about toys I just want to see what she&#39;s gonna say.</p> </blockquote><p>Some heated discussion. Ultimately though, it&#39;s up to CJ to decide how to use it.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Parent asks internet to help them identify strange object in their son's shower. Big mistake.

When a parent found a certain NSFW mystery object in the downstairs bathroom, they made the tragic mistake of publicly asking the Internet what it was, outing their son CJ&#39;s high-tech masturbation habits. While they&#39;re not familiar with modern masturbation, points to them for using social media.ImgurThe comments that followed were perfect. (Comments with the black bar above were written by the original poster.)ImgurImgurImgurImgurThe conversation went as follows: Are you seriously asking?  yes   It&#39;s called a Fleshlight, a sex toy for men. You masturbate with it. That one has a shower mount. They work great.   no that can&#39;t be what this is my son would not have something like that in this bathroom  Oh, it&#39;s your son? Well, don&#39;t be mad at him. Better for him to use that than catch a disease. They are very popular.  holy crap I am crying laughing right now.   what&#39;s funny this is dirty  The real question, does the &#39;head&#39; look like a mouth with a mustache?  see this guy gets it   it&#39;s also a dildo for men to shove up their anus   Not really. I mean, I think they sell dildos also, but the fleshlight is a hole for the cock.  lol I mean I don&#39;t know anything about toys I just want to see what she&#39;s gonna say. Some heated discussion. Ultimately though, it&#39;s up to CJ to decide how to use it.

When a parent found a certain NSFW mystery object in the downstairs bathroom, they made the tragic mistake of publicly asking the Internet what it was, outing their son CJ&#39;s high-tech masturbation habits. While they&#39;re not familiar...