A parent found their son's sex toy and made the mistake of asking the Internet what it was.

A parent found their son's sex toy and made the mistake of asking the Internet what it was.
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When a parent found a certain mystery object in the downstairs bathroom, they made the tragic mistake of publicly asking the Internet what it was, outing their son CJ's high-tech masturbation habits. While they're not familiar with modern masturbation, points to them for using social media.

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The comments that followed were perfect. (Comments with the black bar above were written by the original poster.)

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Are you seriously asking?

yes

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It's called a Fleshlight, a sex toy for men. You masturbate with it. That one has a shower mount. They work great.

no that can't be what this is my son would not have something like that in this bathroom

Oh, it's your son? Well, don't be mad at him. Better for him to use that than catch a disease. They are very popular.

holy crap I am crying laughing right now.

what's funny this is dirty

The real question, does the 'head' look like a mouth with a mustache?

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see this guy gets it

it's also a dildo for men to shove up their anus

Not really. I mean, I think they sell dildos also, but the fleshlight is a hole for the cock.

lol I mean I don't know anything about toys I just want to see what she's gonna say.

Some heated discussion. Ultimately though, it's up to CJ to decide how to use it. 

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