This video proves the number one "catch" in your area is this guy's mom.
Alex Lyngaas is probably the nicest son to ever grace the Earth (including Jesus, who he kind of looks like).
He took the time to make an entire short film that serves as his mother's video dating profile. Most of the video is about her, but some is about life and love in general, if you're looking to ruminate on that awhile, rather than find a hot date.
His mom is quite a catch. She has an unbelievably long list of hobbies, and for someone old enough to have an adult son, she's more active than I am. I am hoping to ask her on a date just to show me how she has the energy to do all of these activities.
If you want to ask her on a date yourself, email: firstname.lastname@example.org
If that video didn't do it for you, you could always try one of these guys!