I didn't know this machine existed until right now, and I wish I could forget that it does.
This video is so uncomfortable, I couldn't watch it all in one go. I feel guilty enough about being a man* without thinking about the pain that women feel during childbirth. Now, if I ever have a kid, I'll be even more aware of the agony I inflicted on somebody for my own selfish needs.
I do like to think that if I was going through labor, I wouldn't make as many lame wisecracks as these dudes. But I probably would.
*I probably don't feel guilty enough about being a man.