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<p>Sometimes you don&#39;t want to hear about the tannins and <a href="http://www.someecards.com/news/women/tinder-mansplains-wine-sommelier/">fermentation process of the grapes</a> while picking out a wine&mdash;you just want something that is going to get you <a href="http://www.someecards.com/life/food-drink/clare-potts-refrigerator-hack-dispenses-wine/">good and drunk</a>. This review left by someone named &quot;Jeff W.&quot; gets right to the point, promising that this alcohol will get you &quot;<a href="http://www.someecards.com/life/food-drink/marijuana-wine-canna-vine/">suburban mom drunk</a>.&quot; Even if you never heard that phrase before, you know <a href="http://www.someecards.com/life/food-drink/hide-wine-fall-fashion/">exactly what it means</a>.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5lsqfl/my_favorite_wine_review_ever_at_a_store/" height="502" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/emtpzejupwwfmwllbhri6b3tk8oknxi1iq33arrzsm-6xwAcG.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5lsqfl/my_favorite_wine_review_ever_at_a_store/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>There is something special about being &quot;suburban mom drunk.&quot; It&#39;s not quite &quot;white girl wasted&quot; but definitely above a buzz, so just imagine a bunch of mini-vans parked outside a house throwing a very lit pocketbook party where all the ladies have necklaces with their kids&#39; birthstones dangling off them. Each woman has a novelty wine glasses with phrases like &quot;Not a day over fabulous!&quot; and &quot;Mommy&#39;s sippy cup&quot; hand painted on them. After a few drinks, all the moms agree that Viggo Mortensen is <em>very</em> good-looking before they all talk viciously sh*t about Sandy, some other PTA mom who wasn&#39;t invited to this affair.</p><p>Get it?</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="You know the type." data-attribution="giphy" data-attribution-url="" height="270" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/giphy-BaFsU3.gif" width="480" /></div> <figcaption>You know the type.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">giphy</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The only thing that seems inconstant is that this wine seems to be in a bottle, as opposed to a box.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

We all know how to get 'suburban mom drunk,' thanks to this wine shop's honest review.

April Lavalle

Sometimes you don&#39;t want to hear about the tannins and fermentation process of the grapes while picking out a wine&mdash;you just want something that is going to get you good and drunk. This review left by someone named &quot;Jeff W.&quot; gets right to the point, promising that this alcohol will get you &quot;suburban mom drunk.&quot; Even if you never heard that phrase before, you know exactly what it means.RedditThere is something special about being &quot;suburban mom drunk.&quot; It&#39;s not quite &quot;white girl wasted&quot; but definitely above a buzz, so just imagine a bunch of mini-vans parked outside a house throwing a very lit pocketbook party where all the ladies have necklaces with their kids&#39; birthstones dangling off them. Each woman has a novelty wine glasses with phrases like &quot;Not a day over fabulous!&quot; and &quot;Mommy&#39;s sippy cup&quot; hand painted on them. After a few drinks, all the moms agree that Viggo Mortensen is very good-looking before they all talk viciously sh*t about Sandy, some other PTA mom who wasn&#39;t invited to this affair.Get it? You know the type. giphyThe only thing that seems inconstant is that this wine seems to be in a bottle, as opposed to a box.

Sometimes you don&#39;t want to hear about the tannins and fermentation process of the grapes while picking out a wine&mdash;you just want something that is going to get you good and drunk. This review left by someone named &quot;Jeff...