"Blabily blobbilly bapitty boopity." - this kid.

Let's be honest: this is the reason that people have kids. Sure, survival of the species and instinctual urges to nurture play a part in it. But the real reason we put ourselves through this ordeal—surrendering our social lives, waking up at 3 am for months on end, spend half our paychecks on clothes that won't fit two months from now—is so that we can have a little human being to treat like a toy.

"Oh, look! I dressed him up like a leprechaun!"

Sources: Christina Benton | h/t Boing Boing