UGH. Good job picking photos that make me want to see him get punished, parents.

I already hate this kid. Don't get me wrong—he's young and he has time not to be a total dickhead when he grows up. As things stand right now, however, I'm glad that he's up in some tiny town in the Canadian province of Alberta keeping his "tough 12-year-old" stare well away from the Lower 48. Not that he's taking this guff from his parents lying down; here's what he had to say when his dad posted this on Facebook:

Sources: redditor TorqueDog