Oh, those precious moments with your newborn, so full of tenderness and love.
Mark Resnick shared this perfect encapsulation of new fatherhood with the Facebook page Life of Dad, and it's accrued more than 60,000 likes. For some reason, getting shit on by your kids is something parents can relate to? Lots of people have been commenting with their own "you wouldn't believe where MY kid pooped stories" and giving Mark advice about never holding a baby over your face right after they eat. It sounds like the Resnicks have already been around the block, bodily function-wise, since this is what Mark said:
"During his photo shoot at seven days old, my son puked on me, peed on me and pooped on me twice. I love this life already."
Good, because there's more where that came from, buddy. But also this: