As long as there have been teenage girls, there have been overprotective dads. The first cave man was probably like, "Ugh, ugh, fire, die." when his cave-daughter's boyfriend picked her up for their first date at the wooly mammoth carcass. So when Wisconsin dad (and cutie pie) Benjamin Schock told his teen daughter's homecoming date, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'm gonna do to you." No one realized he'd soon make good on that promise.

Oh but he did...

Sources: Buzzfeed