Disappointed with the fit of a top her daughter ordered on Amazon, a mom decided to leave a helpful review.

One size fits all? You could say the same thing about a handkerchief. (via Amazon)

Buying stuff online is the worst. You never really know what you're gonna get. Especially if the thing you ordered is called a "Lady Padded Bra Tops Bustier Cutout Vest Crop Top Bralette Tank Blouse." That's word soup. It could be anything.

The picture above does indicate that it should fit a human woman who has gone through puberty. But reviews indicate that actually this top labeled "one size fits all" is really, really small. Like, too small to wear.

Unless you find a way to hack it with pasties. (via Amazon)

Sources: Amazon | h/t BuzzFeed