Apparently, our stock photo provider isn't big on "sh*tfaced teens" as a category.

If I were still a teenager, this would be the lamest story ever. Since I'm not, however, it's absolutely delightful:

A couple from Glastonbury, Connecticut went away for the weekend, leaving their 15 and 16-year-old daughters at home. You've already figured out the next part: they invited their friends over and successfully had small parties on Friday and Saturday night (15-20 people). The parents weren't supposed to be home until Monday, though, so naturally the girls decided to go for a hat trick and throw three get-togethers in one weekend.

Sources: Fox CT | Gawker