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A PTA in Rockland, Texas decided to cut to the chase: f*ck bake sales. F*ck them right in the ear.

"Just take all my money!" (via Dee Wise Heinz)
"Just take all my money!" (via Dee Wise Heinz)

The options on this form are all things most of us are too polite to say outside the privacy of our catalogue-filled kitchen. That's what makes this note so very, very refreshing. There's even a payment option allowing you to buy a complete erasure of your name from all future PTA fundraising efforts. That's worth so much more than a box of stale donut holes could ever supply.

Sources: Dee Wise Heinz