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The next time I need important life advice, I'm just gonna text a random number.

Man, don't ask D. D couldn't interior decorate their way out of a paper bag.
Man, don't ask D. D couldn't interior decorate their way out of a paper bag.

I don't know the genders of these anonymous texters for sure, but the person painting their daughter's room really sounds like a stressed-out dad to me, so that's what I'm going with. There are so many internal struggles that come through in just these few words. He thinks his daughter would like a blue room. D, on the other hand, is messing with his head with some kind of retrograde girls-must-be-surrounded-by-pink nonsense. With that kind of feedback coming from his inner circle, it seems like an impartial stranger is exactly who this nervous pop needed for advice. Sometimes it's just easier to open up to someone you don't know about that periwinkle shit.

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No joke, I would be 1000% more comfortable discussing this with a stranger.
No joke, I would be 1000% more comfortable discussing this with a stranger.
Personally, I'd have said "go with a color that won't make her think Facebook is also her home" but I'm not the one being wrong-texted.
Personally, I'd have said "go with a color that won't make her think Facebook is also her home" but I'm not the one being wrong-texted.
I had a wicker-based childhood. Turned out OK. Helped me not fear splinters.
I had a wicker-based childhood. Turned out OK. Helped me not fear splinters.
In conclusion: eff D.
In conclusion: eff D.
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I sincerely hope that for the rest of their lives, whenever these two face a difficult choice, they remember who they can call text for sound advice. Thanks, random humans, for making me feel pretty good about being homo sapiens today.

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