Every parent has secret behaviors they don't want their kids to know about—like smoking weed, or eating Ben & Jerry's in bed after the kids go to sleep, or having a sex life. But kids tend to be sneaky and intrusive, and aren't always big fans of knocking before entering, which can lead to all kinds of embarrassing moments for parents and kids alike.
I'll never forget the look on my mom's face when I once heard noises in the middle of the night and discovered her fishing the cookie dough out of a pint of Ben & Jerry's straight from the freezer with her fingers. She looked like she'd been caught in the midst of a bank heist. At the time I thought it was really strange, but now I know that if I had kids, that's exactly what I'd be doing at 1 am.