Australian Instagrammer and blogger Hannah Polites is six months pregnant, according to Elite Daily, although you may just have to take her word for it. Her "baby bump" is fascinating the Web, because judging from her pictures Polites is merely minutes away from having a giant poop. This is Polites and her half-cooked fetus, whom is made to look bigger with Polite's arched back.

This is another picture of her baby, looking like it's just as neatly tucked into Polites' abs as in the previous photo.