Recently, Lincoln Memorial University student Johnny Wade volunteered to be hooked up to a machine that simulates the pain women feel during childbirth. Of course, his fellow students couldn't resist filming his bad decision, and the resulting clip is so funny (and cringe-inducing) that it's become a huge hit on the internet. Proving once and for all that men are babies, he barely lasted through 20 seconds of simulated labor before tapping out.

If only women could just say "enough" and stop the pain. They have to endure it for eight hours. Plus stretch marks. Speaking of which, when's the last time you called your mom?