The beautiful miracle of pregnancy is rife with anxiety, full of questions like "Is that supposed to hurt?" and "Why does this stranger at the supermarket think they can talk to me?"
Redditor YellowWoodenTable's doctor offered some comic relief in the stressful time with answers to important pregnancy-related questions. The hilarious sign in the office will make pregnant women laugh even more than the increased blood flow to the kidneys that occurs while with-child.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
These are the solid jokes every dad-in-training makes waiting for the baby to arrive. OB/GYN jokes are the gateway to Dad Jokes.