The days of having your personal trumpeteer announce it in the town square are long done.

Do they work for Prego or something? I don't get it... (via Brain Jet)

So many people announce their pregnancies in the most boring way possible. They'll send you an e-mail, or the same Hallmark card template they've sent dozens of other people. That's absolutely no way to celebrate. Telling the world you have a human growing inside of you shouldn't be a drag—it's a celebration! Let's take a moment to appreciate creative couples instead; those who have welcomed their new baby into the world with some flair and wit.

1. A double toilet take to welcome twins.

If it were triplets, they'd both be puking. (via The Chive)