The days of having your personal trumpeteer announce it in the town square are long done.
Do they work for Prego or something? I don't get it... (via Brain Jet)
So many people announce their pregnancies in the most boring way possible. They'll send you an e-mail, or the same Hallmark card template they've sent dozens of other people. That's absolutely no way to celebrate. Telling the world you have a human growing inside of you shouldn't be a drag—it's a celebration! Let's take a moment to appreciate creative couples instead; those who have welcomed their new baby into the world with some flair and wit.
1. A double toilet take to welcome twins.
If it were triplets, they'd both be puking. (via The Chive)
2. An eviction notice to make room for a sibling.
To be fair, she was a horrible tenant. She was messy, loud, and shat everywhere.
(via The Chive)
3. A game-plan for training a new brother.
"I'll agree to one and two, but I'll need some incentive for three." (via 22 Words)
4. A movie poster to build hype for a brother.
Don't worry, the sequel's never as good as the original. (via Bored Panda)
5. This drawn-on loading sign.
You'll reach 100% when you least expect it. (via Bored Panda)
6. A boy vs. girl contest.
The best way to nurture sibling resentment is to start early. (via Brain Jet)
7. A "challenger approaching" video game set-up.
Will it be Peach or Luigi? (via Brain Jet)
8. A fetal pumpkin carving.
They're in a weird fetus cult, also known as "parents." (via Brain Jet)
9. Some well-used product placement.
Preggo my Eggo. (via Brain Jet)
10. An air-pump explosion montage.
That actually looks painful. (via Brain Jet)
11. Will Smith.
That's Will Smith. (via Brain Jet)
12. Get it?
"Ice Ice Baby," like the song. (via Brain Jet)
13. Some foreSHADOWING.
That joke is why no one wants to have a kid with me. (via Brain Jet)