Every day is an adventure when you're raising a toddler. It's like Disney World if you could never get off the roller coaster: exciting, a little bit scary, never boring, and probably involving tears and/or vomit. But at least you're never bored, and never alone. Not ever. Not even when you're on the toilet. It is, in a word: chaos. In fact, if you're raising a toddler, it's a miracle you've managed to read this far.