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Sleeping with a guy for the first time requires lots of preparation.

You want to put your best foot (especially if he's into that kind of thing) forward. Here's a handy checklist to keep track of all of the super fun and absolutely mandatory steps toward being perfectly bone-able.

1. Spend 40 minutes crafting the perfect text message about seeing each other tonight.

2. Immediately regret using the flan emoji.

3. Get manicure and pedicure.