Spin the wheel. Turn the crank. Spread the legs. DON'T GIVE UP.

Women helping women. (via YouTube)

There is a Japanese game show doing something truly bonkers yet somehow totally expected. This is what I've figured out about the show from visual cues, because I have no idea what they are saying:

1. Two female contestants sit on medieval torture devices disguised at exercise equipment.
2. Sexy Elsa from Frozen spins a numbered wheel.
3. Sexy Elsa turns a hand-crank that spreads the contestants' legs.
4. Repeat steps 2-3 until one woman cries out in pain and is forced to "GIVE UP," thereby losing the game.

I am not making any of this up, this is exactly what happens on the game show. I can't decide if this is taking place in the past, the future, or a parallel dimension of which we've acquired footage through a wormhole. Let's hope, for everyone's sake, it's the wormhole.

Below is the full clip. Try not to enjoy it too much, you creeps.


Sources: Uproxx | YouTube