"In LA my arms register as legs."

After the trailer for Trainwreck came out, Amy Schumer was fighting off trolls on the Internet and in Hollywood who think a woman's primary contribution to any entertainment is being able to fit into a size zero. Because she's average!

I wish I were that average.

Schumer covers a lot in this short set at Night of Too Many Stars, from her reaction to being told to stop eating, to how she tucks herself in at night (It involves Ambien and wine). She also manages to make the sad double standard in comedy funny. Truly, a thinker.

Sources: Vulture