Like a spouse who holds up your pants.

There's a reason you're in such horrible shape. It's not genetics, or laziness, or a lack of understanding of the cumulative effects of too much pizza and too little exercise.

It's that you don't yet have a Belty.

The Belty is a motorized smart belt that sends you a message when you're getting wider around the middle. As my coworker wisely points out, regular belts can also tell you this. But the Belty sends you a literal message, to your smartphone, and since it syncs to your smartphone it is better than your regular belt. Your regular belt is the rotary phone of waist accessories.

Sources: USA Today