This video has everything! Attractive women simultaneously grabbing their boobs! A steering wheel! PG-13 crotch shots! The unparalleled voice of Freddie Mercury in hyper-speed! Mascara!

Grab-a-boob, grab-a-boob, how viral can we go?

Congratulations to SketchShe for making "Bohemian Rhapsody" relevant in 2015. Some people say it never stopped being relevant, and those people work in karaoke bars.

So far, the video has over 2.5 million views, consisting of women hate-watching it and straight men waiting for it to turn into porn. As frustrating as this video is to watch, I commend these ladies' sociological savvy in knowing how to "rack" up views.

Take a look for yourself: