There are no accidents in weather patterns.

Last night's blizzard may have been a disappointment to New Yorkers hoping for a shorter work week, but it was a huge step forward for feminism.

Winter Storm Juno wasn't just named after a film written by and starring a woman, she was also shaped like a woman's external genitalia, complete with a little purple urethral orifice up by New Brunswick (hi, New Brunswick!). That means the storm's clitoris would be somewhere up by Prince Edward Island, which makes perfect sense.

We've seen plenty of storms shaped like penises, but this is the first one I've seen shaped like a vulva. Today, like August 18, 1920, will go down in history as a major milestone in women's rights.

Sources: @JessicaKRoy