- Soggy, over-dressed greens
- Stale sandwich bread with a bit of pesto discarded by someone watching their carbs
- Three-bean salad
Mash up the three-bean salad until it becomes a pastelike substance. Spread it on the stale pesto-touched bread. Top with soggy, over-dressed greens and serve open-faced. Bruschetta, anyone?
- Half a roast beef sandwich
- Pasta salad
- Loose potato chips
Remove the crust from the sandwich. Set aside. Carefully remove the roast beef from the sandwich. Separate the layers of meat and lay them out flat on your workspace. Arrange some pasta salad lengthwise across the meat. Crush up some potato chips and sprinkle on top. Starting from one edge, roll everything up into a tube shape. Secure with a bread crust tie. Deconstructed Roast Beef Rolls for one, please!
- Some of a chocolate chip cookie
- What looks like a one-bite cheesecake
- Mushy raspberries
- Miscellaneous crumbs
With the precision of a surgeon, carefully remove the cheesecake from its crust. Spread on top of cookie. Cover with a layer of mushy raspberries. Sprinkle crumbs on top. Looking tart, girlfriend!