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Welcome to This Week in GOOP, where Gwyneth Paltrow encourages you to consciously uncouple from common sense and rational spending.

The subject line of Gwynnie's latest newsletter was—I shit you not—“Are you a narcissist?" I know! Awesome. That led to an article called The Legacy of a Narcissistic Parent, and while you may think Gwynnie herself wrote this as some sort of cathartic purge, alas. It was instead penned by a shrink who believes when your kids are throwing a tantrum, you should calmly explain to them why they can't have whatever it is you've denied them and that'll solve the problem. Because children are globally renowned for their listening skills and evolved sense of reason, you see.

Sources: GOOP