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  • Every time I hear something mean about Canada, I go to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.

    Every time I hear something mean about Canada, I go to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.

    iamlb03/06/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Some tourist paid me $100 to sing while I was carrying this damn fruit on my head! Can you believe it? Maybe I should make a career of it! I'll call myself Carmen Miranda!

    Some tourist paid me $100 to sing while I was carrying this damn fruit on my head! Can you believe it? Maybe I should make a career of it! I'll call myself Carmen Miranda!

    rarchuletta108/16/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • First, Nickelback. Then, Justin Bieber. Remind me again why we're celebrating Canada?

    First, Nickelback. Then, Justin Bieber. Remind me again why we're celebrating Canada?

    TheRealSeanson07/01/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Canada Day! Thanks for being America's hat.

    Happy Canada Day! Thanks for being America's hat.

    TheRealSeanson07/01/2013
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's not get drunk on Canada Day! ...said no one ever. Happy Canada Day!

    Let's not get drunk on Canada Day! ...said no one ever. Happy Canada Day!

    Angela200011207/01/2013
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Canada Day from the country that REALLY created the Red Velvet Whoopie Pie otherwise known as a JOS LOUIS.

    Happy Canada Day from the country that REALLY created the Red Velvet Whoopie Pie otherwise known as a JOS LOUIS.

    lisamc07/01/2013
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Canada Day from the country REALLY invented the Red Velvet Whoopie Pie otherwise known as a JOS LOUIS.

    Happy Canada Day from the country REALLY invented the Red Velvet Whoopie Pie otherwise known as a JOS LOUIS.

    lisamc07/01/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Canada Day. Proudly exporting shitty weather to America for over 146 years.

    Happy Canada Day. Proudly exporting shitty weather to America for over 146 years.

    mwhitby05/29/2013
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Canada Day. Only 89 more sleeps until hockey starts again.

    Happy Canada Day. Only 89 more sleeps until hockey starts again.

    mwhitby05/29/2013
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's celebrate Victoria Day by thanking Her Majesty and Her Loyal Servants for shaping the world to the path of destruction...

    Let's celebrate Victoria Day by thanking Her Majesty and Her Loyal Servants for shaping the world to the path of destruction...

    Ben PK333171805/21/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I didn't realize that people still give a shit about Canada.

    I didn't realize that people still give a shit about Canada.

    James250431303/06/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Santa has seen your Grindr profile. And he's not happy that you blocked him.

    Santa has seen your Grindr profile. And he's not happy that you blocked him.

    Joe218041812/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Canada Day, here's to another year of acting exactly like Americans.

    Happy Canada Day, here's to another year of acting exactly like Americans.

    zoeh11/23/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Yes, I just went top shelf on your a**!!!

    Yes, I just went top shelf on your a**!!!

    Chris224607508/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'The only reason she's picking off your plate is because you fucking starve her. right? Dead daddy not doing the job?'

    "The only reason she's picking off your plate is because you fucking starve her. right? Dead daddy not doing the job?"

    John146672408/05/2012
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • You're Canadian?! I am so sorry to hear that.

    You're Canadian?! I am so sorry to hear that.

    Demnyx206731107/18/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • All that being nice for what? His fat ass isn't here in the next 10 minutes I'm lighting the fire!

    All that being nice for what? His fat ass isn't here in the next 10 minutes I'm lighting the fire!

    GaryLJamesII07/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations, Canada! Here's to 145 years of not becoming North Minnesota... for now. Happy Canada Day, eh?

    Congratulations, Canada! Here's to 145 years of not becoming North Minnesota... for now. Happy Canada Day, eh?

    Don192421607/01/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks, Canada, for being the nice angel on our shoulder even though we persistently ignore you in favor of the dickhead lobbyist on the other one.

    Thanks, Canada, for being the nice angel on our shoulder even though we persistently ignore you in favor of the dickhead lobbyist on the other one.

    grimm07/01/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Canada Day! Now, if there was only someway to get rid of Quebec.

    Happy Canada Day! Now, if there was only someway to get rid of Quebec.

    Brent191018307/01/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)

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