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  • Honesty is an expensive gift. So don't expect it from cheap people You know, Like your Ex.

    Honesty is an expensive gift. So don't expect it from cheap people You know, Like your Ex.

    Sammyj240304/02/2014
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  • May the Year of the Horse be hung like an ox!

    May the Year of the Horse be hung like an ox!

    Cara248409101/31/2014
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  • Happy Chinese New Year to somebody who completely fucked up the chance to start anew a month ago.

    Happy Chinese New Year to somebody who completely fucked up the chance to start anew a month ago.

    jezebellrae01/30/2014
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  • Avoiding all NYE pressure and commencing my usual 7 cocktail Tuesday night.

    Avoiding all NYE pressure and commencing my usual 7 cocktail Tuesday night.

    Alexandria66712/31/2013
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  • Happy Chinese New Year my darling. Yu Mi Go Bang Nau.

    Happy Chinese New Year my darling. Yu Mi Go Bang Nau.

    thesassy112/29/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • AH SNAPS ...ONE MORE FRIDAY THE 13TH BARTENDER .

    AH SNAPS ...ONE MORE FRIDAY THE 13TH BARTENDER .

    trip ice11/21/2013
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  • Haaa haaa ha. Sean said I farted on his leg in my sleep....... I wasn't really asleep. Haaaaa ha haaa.

    Haaa haaa ha. Sean said I farted on his leg in my sleep....... I wasn't really asleep. Haaaaa ha haaa.

    Adam199888805/15/2013
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  • When all my friends are gone, I will still have my cat.

    When all my friends are gone, I will still have my cat.

    Carol330262305/12/2013
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  • I just cooked some Chinese food straight up Gangnam Style.

    I just cooked some Chinese food straight up Gangnam Style.

    johnnyskidmarks02/10/2013
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  • The reset button just got pushed. Kung Hei Fat Choy!

    The reset button just got pushed. Kung Hei Fat Choy!

    Monica308216302/10/2013
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  • Cars also have blinkers, but don't worry about remembering that, we never use them anyway.

    Cars also have blinkers, but don't worry about remembering that, we never use them anyway.

    k-lynn01/29/2013
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  • I heard per the Chinese New Year that it's the 'Year of the Snake'. You wanna' celebrate with my 'snake'?

    I heard per the Chinese New Year that it's the "Year of the Snake". You wanna' celebrate with my "snake"?

    born2golf5401/11/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I heard that this year's Chinese New Year celebrates the 'Year of the Snake'. Wanna' to celebrate with my 'snake'?

    I heard that this year's Chinese New Year celebrates the "Year of the Snake". Wanna' to celebrate with my "snake"?

    born2golf5401/11/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Me show you how cook cat now.

    Me show you how cook cat now.

    Joe261971801/06/2013
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I vow to clean up my language this year. Instead of saying 'show me your tits babe,' I will say 'please indulge me with a gratuitous display of your breasts my darling.'

    I vow to clean up my language this year. Instead of saying "show me your tits babe," I will say "please indulge me with a gratuitous display of your breasts my darling."

    Bones6212/28/2012
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  • T.G.I.F. Happy End of the World day!

    T.G.I.F. Happy End of the World day!

    tainab12/20/2012
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  • Sorry your secular holiday card offended everyone.

    Sorry your secular holiday card offended everyone.

    Mandi975612/07/2012
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  • We're Asian... All of these things are food.

    We're Asian... All of these things are food.

    Krystal276885111/13/2012
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  • This gymnastics shit doesn't look so hard... AAHH WTF!!!

    This gymnastics shit doesn't look so hard... AAHH WTF!!!

    Rocket1310/28/2012
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  • What do you mean by happy ending? Do you mean that you are going to tell me a fairy tail while you give me a massage?

    What do you mean by happy ending? Do you mean that you are going to tell me a fairy tail while you give me a massage?

    gruttosingel10/27/2012
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