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  • Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at. Columbus Day '13.

    Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at. Columbus Day '13.

    classicshapewear10/14/2013
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  • To honour Columbus, I Intend to intrude upon your property and share with you an unknown fever and some interesting skin rashes.

    To honour Columbus, I Intend to intrude upon your property and share with you an unknown fever and some interesting skin rashes.

    philoliveruk10/14/2013
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  • Celebrate Columbus Day the right way: walk into your neighbor's house and claim it as your own!

    Celebrate Columbus Day the right way: walk into your neighbor's house and claim it as your own!

    cellshock710/14/2013
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  • Columbus 'DISCOVERED' America? 'HOOOOW?' asks Chief Spitting Bull Crap.

    Columbus "DISCOVERED" America? "HOOOOW?" asks Chief Spitting Bull Crap.

    LAFITOFF10/14/2013
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  • Let's celebrate the birthday of a man who got lost four times.

    Let's celebrate the birthday of a man who got lost four times.

    Michael4961810/14/2013
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  • Call me shallow, but I will continue to honor Columbus as long as I get the day off with pay.

    Call me shallow, but I will continue to honor Columbus as long as I get the day off with pay.

    Kate278964110/14/2013
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  • Next year instead of Columbus Day sales, Department stores will hold their annual Government Shutdown Sales.

    Next year instead of Columbus Day sales, Department stores will hold their annual Government Shutdown Sales.

    MrsSwt344300610/13/2013
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  • 'I'm so glad my company observes Columbus Day, but makes us work on Veteran's Day and Easter Monday.' ~ Said no patriotic Christian employee ever.

    "I'm so glad my company observes Columbus Day, but makes us work on Veteran's Day and Easter Monday." ~ Said no patriotic Christian employee ever.

    Christine197454210/13/2013
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  • Christopher Columbus gets a holiday for being on someone else's property, yet they call it trespassing if I do it.

    Christopher Columbus gets a holiday for being on someone else's property, yet they call it trespassing if I do it.

    thatsthetruth10/13/2013
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  • This year, I plan to celebrate Columbus Day by 'discovering' my local convenience store, robbing all its resources, and giving the owner smallpox.

    This year, I plan to celebrate Columbus Day by "discovering" my local convenience store, robbing all its resources, and giving the owner smallpox.

    Tammy258729010/13/2013
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  • On this Columbus Day, let's raise a glass for the man who discovered America. Here's to Amerigo Vespucci!

    On this Columbus Day, let's raise a glass for the man who discovered America. Here's to Amerigo Vespucci!

    Gravity's a downer!10/12/2013
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  • You see Billy, Columbus landed in the Bahamas in 1492 but thought it was India...he was a moron.

    You see Billy, Columbus landed in the Bahamas in 1492 but thought it was India...he was a moron.

    Rick130083210/12/2013
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  • Happy City in Ohio Day.

    Happy City in Ohio Day.

    James342489810/12/2013
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  • I'm thankful Columbus discovered us a country with big, dumb, tasty animals ... and the internet.

    I'm thankful Columbus discovered us a country with big, dumb, tasty animals ... and the internet.

    jimschwaiger10/11/2013
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  • I don't like their football team; but, I do enjoy a day off from work.

    I don't like their football team; but, I do enjoy a day off from work.

    Wendy343327709/30/2013
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  • Baby, you're my manifest destiny.

    Baby, you're my manifest destiny.

    Matthew1020505/08/2013
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  • I really, really enjoy that NAPA Know How song in those commercials!..... said nobody ever.

    I really, really enjoy that NAPA Know How song in those commercials!..... said nobody ever.

    Gmessmore12/11/2012
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  • Oh they won't celebrate me for killing Natives, they'll celebrate me for discovering America!

    Oh they won't celebrate me for killing Natives, they'll celebrate me for discovering America!

    Sharon-isbetter209174210/25/2012
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  • Columbus Day When we celebrate the birth of an Italian explorer who, sponsored by a Spanish queen, discovered America and thought it was India.

    Columbus Day When we celebrate the birth of an Italian explorer who, sponsored by a Spanish queen, discovered America and thought it was India.

    StLouis91110/23/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • A communion wafer for you, ignorant savage. If you don't partake, we'll torture and kill you, and THEN you'll burn in hell.

    A communion wafer for you, ignorant savage. If you don't partake, we'll torture and kill you, and THEN you'll burn in hell.

    smilingsynic10/20/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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